I'm Tate, I'm dead, wanna hook up?

theelusivebloggeur:

my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: ok
me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….

(via amypoehlcat)

maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast
  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*
  • friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
  • me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
claphne:

who is she

cobblerbob:

*drops mic*

*picks it back up because that’s not how we handle sound equipment*

(via i-am-dancing-baby-groot)

dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

(Source: stormiing-moved, via i-am-dancing-baby-groot)

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

(via i-am-dancing-baby-groot)