I'm Tate, I'm dead, wanna hook up?

  • Things I'm bad at: singing
  • Things I do a lot: sing
alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via tbfir)

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.
dansbody:

▲
  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

(via gallifaye)

chienpo:

punkedited:

danny devito 

why? who gives you the right to do this?
thatgirlwhosobssesedwithyoutube:

This is why sprinkleofglitr is such a good role model  (Her comment on Sam Peppers video)

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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(Source: loueeh, via perks-of-being-chinese)