Seth Cohen, ladies man

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

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amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

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thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

maridoodles:

just so we’re clear

sup-im-dean:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY

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captainswand:

emootionalunicorn:

what-the-hells-going-on:

adorenico:

counting-rock-stars:

crazy—mermaid:

adorenico:

magicpenguin1:

khione-the-d-list-goddess:

adorenico:

pineapplestrawberries15:

adorenico:

your-girls-girlfriend:

Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing

lmao wrong fandom sweetie

Percy was pompous, but he came to fight with his family in the end. Not only that, but Percy just chose the wrong side and had a different view from his family- much like Sirius Black. It was Arthur who said the ministry was using Percy, and how do you think it makes a person feel when their own parents don’t think they get to a certain point based on their own abilities?It was also Arthur who told him to leave, instead of trying to understand his son.
Percy was an ass, but then again, you can say that about Arthur too- who is supposedly one of the nicest dudes.
Just saying.

l m a o  w r o n g  f a n d o m  s w e e t i e 

a glorious but stressful day for the pjo fandom

WHEN YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A CHARACTER WITHOUT SPECIFICATION HOW IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF ITS PERCY JACKSON OR PERCY WEASLEY CALM DOWN

ur literally the only one yelling calm down

because its blue, blue food is like a huge thing in the percy Jackson fandom ….

Blue is also a big thing in Doctor Who’s fandom, sweetie.



ItS BLEu COKE ThAT S OUR THIG N

okay now i’m only waiting for the supernatural gif
  • percy jackson and oopsie where is the lightning bolt
  • percy jackson and oopsie where is grover
  • percy jackson and oopsie where are you annabeth
  • percy jackson and shit there's a labyrinth we all gonna die
  • percy jackson and THIS IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
  • heroes of olympus: oopsie where is percy, hey jason
  • heroes of olympus: oh there you are percy, where is jason
  • heroes of olympus: you see percabeth now you don't see percabeth

"November 19th, 2013,
‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary
Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’
Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid.
Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’
Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification
Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists.
A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover
Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it.
We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image.
Everything is about us.
Me-me-me.
With the addition of every word to the dictionary,
‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’,
The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves,
And we should, they tell us, weep,
We should weep because we are entitled,
Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram,
Because this is the generation that will one day run the world,
And for that, we should weep,
Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’.
Let me tell you something.
Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION,
MY GENERATION reports the highest levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation,
15% more of US than YOU will go to university,
But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school,
MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt.
58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight,
95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION,
And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough,
That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled,
And anything we do to be financially successful,
Or less stressed,
Or beautiful, god dammit,
Is in vain.
So pick up your phone,
Pick your favourite filter,
And take a goddamn selfie.
You deserve it for having to grow up in these times."

My poem, ‘Hashtag Selfie’. (via dingdongyouarewrong)

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